Archive - Mar 2, 2006

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The Mystery Cell Phone Rubbing Pants Man Solved!

March 2nd, 2006

It seems I have now lost one of the few mysteries in my life today.  I was attending the Theatre Terrific's Naked Oranges opening this evening and was told the Mystery Cell Phone Rubbing Pants Man was someone we knew quite well with sub-standard cell phone technology.

Sigh.

He was very embarrassed that he was unaware he was dialing his cell phone with his right buttock - but, what's a butt to do when it is lonely.  It calls me...

That really doesn't sound very good either.  Sheesh.  Now, I'll have butts calling me all the time.

In case you missed the mystery man, he called a few times since last summer.  His record was about 27 calls in a row over a couple of hours...of course, starting at 11pm one night.

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Shane Birley is a blogger, huge geeky nerd, web developer, poet, and creative writer based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. He is a partner at Left Right Minds, a web development, arts management, business blogging and on line marketing company.

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