Dealer Takes Five
It was about time that I cashed in my chips. There was a time in my life where I thought I had it all figured out. I had the girlfriend. I had the car. I had the life. And then... I realized I had nothing. Nothing was making me happy. I mean, sure, I was happy but not in the Emerald City couple of "tra la la" kind of happy, but I was content. I was dead in the water.
So, what changed you ask. What is it that made me wake up and smoke the peace pipe and how is this significant? One word: commitment. No more keeping one leg in and one leg out.
Why do guys do that? I don't know. I hate all guys lately. I don't like the way us boys act. Weird. I think I should get a sex change...well, at least, just a little one. Time to go to bed...





