Standing Up Burials: Future Horror Movie Plots In The Making

It appears Australia is starting upright burials. Several countries around the world have already chosen to bury people upright in order to save space. But Australia? I never picture Australia as being a country in need of space.

If you choose to be buried standing up, here is what happens:

  1. You are wrapped in a biodegradable body bag.
  2. Buried standing up with very little room to spare.
  3. When the land is filled, the entire cemetary is covered and replaced with grazing land.
  4. Cows relieve themselves on you.

Okay. Sure. You're dead. You've passed on. Would you really care if cows walk all over you? Probably not.

But, angry-hungry-flesh-eating zombies would!

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about me

Shane Birley is a blogger, huge geeky nerd, web developer, poet, and creative writer based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. He is a partner at Left Right Minds, a web development, arts management, business blogging and on line marketing company.

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What else do I do? I talk out loud, record it, and post it on line. I chatter about all kinds of things. Some of the things are nerdy, some professional, and some of them are very much NSFW. Why? Because do them for myself and my non-work life. You can be the judge.