I discovered the best candy store in the world today. For many years, I have tried to find one particular candy that my father adores and it seems to get harder each year to purchase it. This year, no one at all seemed to carry it. I was sad. I had looked in two cities but the candy cabal was against me. That was until I wandered through the Uptown Mall (of Zombie Apocolypse Doom) and found Candy Cures.

Holy awesome candy store, Batman. I waltzed in with very little hope that I would find what I wanted and I asked the question:

"Do you have (insert candy name here since my parents may read this) because I haven't been able to find it anywhere."

"Why, yes, we have some right beside you there. They are Dutch made."

I bought some immediately. The man in the store (one of the owners) was awesome! He had all kinds of candy knowledge and even gave me a free sample to try a different brand of lollipop. It was amazing.

Okay, enough praise. If you want candy and the knowledge to go along with it try them out.

I wish I could head out and do a little trick or treating. But I am too old. At least, that is what they keep telling me. I don't recall ever getting old and I don't remember my trick and treating rights being revoked! I thought I was like that guy in Lethal Weapon 2 and had some sort of Halloween candy gathering immunity. It makes you want to go out knock over a few kids and sneak away with pillow cases of candy.

But you can't knock over those kids. They carry knives these days to protect themselves against all those people giving away free candy laced with acid and razor blades. Of course, I suppose, if there was acid in the candy they may not care so much about the razor blades.

Anyway, have a great Halloween!