Vancouver Blogger War: It Is On, My Young Apprentices
My young apprentices, I see you wish to start a Vancouver Blogger War. I accept. As a Vancouver blogger, my rank was once legendary. It was talked about in hushed tones as not to arouse my anger and sink pitiful little bands into Google oblivion!
And then, my kind were slaughtered – de-ranked, you might say. I grew careless and I fell out of blogging on a regular basis. The line of the Vancouver Empire Bloggers was broken. But, I lay only in wait. I sought reason for a higher rank. I needed to be reborn but I lacked the will to go on. But today, I became overwhelmed with an absolute resolution that I must reclaim my Vancouver blogger throne.
Thus, this so-called Vancouver blog war, will be met with the full power of this armed and fully operational Vancouver-based blog. I shall quash your Rebellion with one swift stroke!
Oh, and, go buy my book.
